Shopping Trolley Enthusiast Gifts

Supermarket trolley driver receives training.

'I told you it would be useful.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"