Shopping Trolley Wrangler Gifts

STRIP "I know they say shopping trolleys have a mind of their own, but this is ridiculus!!"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

A trevor of trainspotters

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Where's your nose?"

Parenting Business Deals

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

The First Day Back

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

Nanny with children on leash

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.