Shopping Trolley Wrangler Prints

STRIP "I know they say shopping trolleys have a mind of their own, but this is ridiculus!!"

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Parenting Business Deals

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

The First Day Back

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

Nanny with children on leash

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.