Recreational Rod Wrangler Prints

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

High Riders of the Old West

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Where's your nose?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The First Day Back

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'