Recreational Rod Wrangler Gifts

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

High Riders of the Old West

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Where's your nose?"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The First Day Back

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"