Rod Wrangler Gifts

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'You know very well 'what fish'!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Yes, the fish are biting...'

'This rod you sold me - I want one a little more flexible.'

'What's that dad, a fishing rod?' - 'With a worm at each end.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'You only caught one?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Wet flies, dry flies, they're all the same to me - help yourself.'

The Specimen Hunter

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

'I could never get the hang of all that fishing gear on this boat.'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'The only neoprenes that fit Ben were gloves.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

The First Martian Dog.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

King kong 5 G.