Roller Wrangler Gifts

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Cow Pilot.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Fisherman get a good catch.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Two robots are playing table football.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

The Specimen Hunter

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'