Trail Wrangler Gifts

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

A trevor of trainspotters

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"You're taking the wrong road not taken."

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

"A splinter! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"It's just a phase."

"It's a good thing this is a leisure-time activity, because you couldn't pay me to do it."

This one rolls a smidgen better....

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."

"Confirm or deny: while working at home you attempted to trap beaver. . . and skunk."