Trail Wrangler Pillows

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

A trevor of trainspotters

"How'd I do on the test?"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"You're taking the wrong road not taken."

"It's a good thing this is a leisure-time activity, because you couldn't pay me to do it."

This one rolls a smidgen better....

"It's just a phase."

"A splinter! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."