Troll Wrangler Gifts

At the school for Facebook trolls

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

King kong 5 G.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'Beware of the teenager.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Cow Pilot.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Automation of Security

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Two robots are playing table football.

The Specimen Hunter

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."