Troll Wrangler Gifts

At the school for Facebook trolls

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

King kong 5 G.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Cow Pilot.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Automation of Security

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

The Specimen Hunter

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"