Trolley Wrangler Gifts

This one rolls a smidgen better....

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

High Riders of the Old West

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Toastquest!

Dog following toddler dropping cookie crumbs

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Little Ethan is quite the handful, but Susan and I have no regrets about stealing him from the maternity ward."

'I came untucked.'

'Your Walking!'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.