Trolley Wrangler T-Shirts

This one rolls a smidgen better....

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

High Riders of the Old West

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Did you want me, boss?'

Toastquest!

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Baby. 3 Year Old.Baby. 3 Year Old.

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Dog following toddler dropping cookie crumbs

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Little Ethan is quite the handful, but Susan and I have no regrets about stealing him from the maternity ward."

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'I came untucked.'

'Your Walking!'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.