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"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

The Baby Walker

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Parenting Business Deals

King kong 5 G.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

Automation of Security

Nanny with children on leash

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

The difference between cats and dogs.