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"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

Parenting Business Deals

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Cow Pilot.

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

The First Day Back

Quiet Time

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.