Laundry Wrangler Gifts

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Toastquest!

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

Long suffering cricket wife

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'