Laundry Juggler Gifts

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

'Since my husband fixed the TV we get all our programs on the washer.'

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

The Missing Sock Returns

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Acclaimed mother.

Dreams I have had...

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Brickie's Mate

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Overworked

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'