Utility Juggler Gifts

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Children's Parties

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

The Communicator

Overworked

I Heart Juggling

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

The boss and her baby

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

W.C. Fields

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Gas Bill

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.