Utensil Juggler Gifts

Octopus

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Acclaimed mother.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Funky Chef 1

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

The Flea Circus.

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

Chiropractor

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'

"Look Fred, are you going to play, or are you just going to clown around?"

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house and Phillip wouldn't stop bugging me for a new trampoline, so...'

Moving a piano.

One man band

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

Does your good modd get on everybody's nerves? Get brought down by a grouch pro an be popular again!

"First go to the store and get some eggs. MAKE SURE they are free range this time. Then pick up the kids from dance class. Come home and wait for the cable guy. Then clean out the gutters and DON'T fall off the ladder this time."

'I'm giving up all of my good habits. They're easier to stop doing than bad habits.'