Juggling Jugglers Gifts

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Food deliverer's baby.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Hassled Mother.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Children's Entertainer

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Your remote control, sire."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'