Juggling Juggling Gifts

Tired Guys

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Medieval headlines.

Children's Entertainer

The Housewife

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Your remote control, sire."

Circus

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.