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Tired Guys

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Juggler and Illusionist

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Children's Entertainer

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife

"Your remote control, sire."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'