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'Cool! Can you do books?'

"Working" from home

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Man balancing food.

'Well, if you can do the same with multi-tasking, the job's yours!'

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

Accountancy Awards - "And the winner is..."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

'It's Saint Jerome - Patron Saint of Entertainers.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'I want a phone that is completely hands-free. I like to practice my juggling when I drive.'

"The days when that'd be enough to go viral are long gone, my friend."

Chill!

'The nicotine patch controls the craving, but he still needs to do something with his hands.'

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

Man juggling apple core.

Unamused. Please help.

Military sergeant coming up on a private juggling grenades

'Kurtz is up to his old tricks again.'

'Men at Play' sign.

'We don't need another office clown. You can juggle, right? We do have an opening in accounting.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Spin Doctor

"It's not easy for a woman to juggle family and third grade."

"Yeah, that's pretty good but can you fetch or play dead?"

"This isn't really helping."

"Careful, now - it's a juggle out there."

"I suppose that's why he get's the big bucks!"

"Learning new tricks is how I keep myself young."

STRIP Blindfolded circus act is blind

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."