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'Delicate Balance of Business'

You too can juggle.

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"It's only because of my nine lives that I'm able to balance my career and my family."

"I like him, but I don't think you'll get the president to put him in charge of the budget."

"You'll need to speak up; I'm juggling."

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Hassled Mother.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Children's Entertainer

Medieval headlines.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

The Housewife

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Your remote control, sire."

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