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Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

The perils of working from home

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Juggler and Illusionist

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

The Housewife

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Circus

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

No juggling allowed.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

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Woman Juggling Emojis

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Having It All

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The Juggler vein.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"I think we're losing 'em."