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"I'm killing two birds with one stone."

'Congratulations on winning the Triple Crown.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Hassled Mother.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

Children's Entertainer

Medieval headlines.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

The Housewife

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Your remote control, sire."

Circus

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'