Juggling Act Specialist Prints

"I'm killing two birds with one stone."

'Congratulations on winning the Triple Crown.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

Hassled Mother.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Circus

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

The Housewife

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Children's Entertainer

"Your remote control, sire."

Medieval headlines.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'