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Having It All

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Juggler and Illusionist

Hassled Mother.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

"Your remote control, sire."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

The Housewife

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Children's Entertainer

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Medieval headlines.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'