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Tightrope walker hanging out his washing.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Your remote control, sire."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

The Housewife

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Medieval headlines.

Children's Entertainer

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

No juggling allowed.

Woman Juggling Emojis

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Me and my money are soon parted

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."