Juggling Magician Gifts

"Worse than a headache - I have three kids and a full-time job."

The Housewife

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"The meeting will come to order."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Businessman wearing many hats.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Hassled Mother.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

Children's Entertainer

"Your remote control, sire."