Juggling Expert Gifts

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate."

Mother at Beck and Call

"60 hours a week? I work 100 hour weeks... I'm a housewife with kids."

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"The meeting will come to order."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Businessman wearing many hats.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Juggler and Illusionist

Hassled Mother.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Medieval headlines.

"Your remote control, sire."

Children's Entertainer

The Housewife