Juggling Pro Gifts

Hassled Mother.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

Children's Entertainer

Medieval headlines.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

The Housewife

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Your remote control, sire."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Circus

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'