Juggling Pro Mugs

Hassled Mother.

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"Your remote control, sire."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Children's Entertainer

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife