Juggling Magician Mugs

"Worse than a headache - I have three kids and a full-time job."

The Housewife

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"The meeting will come to order."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Food deliverer's baby.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Hassled Mother.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

Children's Entertainer

"Your remote control, sire."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"