Juggling Act Gifts

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

Early multitasking - caveman.

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"Well, it's 7 pm on New Year's Eve. I'm a caring, compassionate boss...why don't you guys just take the rest of the night off?"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Children's Parties

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Children's Entertainer

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Circus

The Housewife

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your remote control, sire."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Medieval headlines.

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'