Luggage Juggler Gifts

Octopus porter.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Options for carry-on luggage that's too big to fit under the seat or in the overhead bin.

Children's Parties

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Travelling

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

A child and his dog

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Why men hate shopping.

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'I forgot my keys!'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'We didn't expect you this early!'

'Since my husband fixed the TV we get all our programs on the washer.'

"I'm off early, hoping to spend a quiet evening with the kids."

Closing a Suitcase

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."