Luggage Juggler Prints

Octopus porter.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Options for carry-on luggage that's too big to fit under the seat or in the overhead bin.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Travelling

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

A child and his dog

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

Why men hate shopping.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'I forgot my keys!'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'Since my husband fixed the TV we get all our programs on the washer.'

Closing a Suitcase

"I'm off early, hoping to spend a quiet evening with the kids."

'We didn't expect you this early!'

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

'I was placed under house arrest for not doing housework.'

The Battle Between Television and Books