Bag-juggling Artist Prints

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Football

Travelling

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

The Housewife

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Multitasking

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"I'm your exit strategy."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Why men hate shopping.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"Worse than a headache - I have three kids and a full-time job."

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

Closing a Suitcase

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."

'I know what you mean...at this time of year you don't know whether to dress for warm weather or for cold.'

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'