Suitcase Juggler Gifts

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Travelling

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Business or pleasure?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

"What!?"

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

Why men hate shopping.

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

'I forgot my keys!'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.