Suitcase Juggler Gifts

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Business or pleasure?'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"What!?"

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

Why men hate shopping.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'I forgot my keys!'

"I hate packing for trips."