Lawn Wrangler Gifts

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'Did you want me, boss?'

Human males marking territory.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Leaf rake - wider than space

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'Where's the duck?'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Super Plant Food.

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."