Lawn Wrangler Gifts

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'Did you want me, boss?'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Human males marking territory.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Leaf rake - wider than space

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'Where's the duck?'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

Super Plant Food.

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.