Yard Wrangler Gifts

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

The Baby Walker

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Distance to avoid contagion

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Must get a longer cable."

Parenting Business Deals

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The First Day Back

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Quiet Time

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.