Yard Wrangler Pillows

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

The Baby Walker

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Distance to avoid contagion

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Must get a longer cable."

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Parenting Business Deals

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The First Day Back

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Quiet Time

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Nanny with children on leash

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"Are you sure they don't include children?"