Yard Warriors Pillows

'There's a warning label on the handle.'

Cat in a tank...

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Beware of God"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."