Youth Warriors Pillows

Student wrestling with life issues.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Must get a longer cable."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

'Keep fit.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Work Out.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."