Student Life Warrior Pillows

College and its economic cost

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Ted doesn't test well."

Examiners.

Studying and technology

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"I need a gap year."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

Final Exams Tip

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"