College and its economic cost
Student Life Warrior Pillows
Offer a cozy reminder of their resilience with pillows that celebrate the student warrior's journey. Soft, supportive, and fun, these pillows add personality and comfort to any dorm or study space.
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."
Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul
"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"
"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"
'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."
Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.
"Ted doesn't test well."
"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
Examiners.
Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.
Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.
'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'
Studying and technology
'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"I need a gap year."
HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!
Graduating students asking for cash donations.
Ready for the curves life throws at you.
'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'
'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"
Final Exams Tip
"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"
'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.
"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."
"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."
'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'
Truth In Education
Student Life Warrior Pillows Collection
Student Life Warrior Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the student warrior—perfect for caffeine-fueled mornings and late-night study sessions.
Student Life Warrior Prints
Brighten their room with prints that capture the hustle of student life—motivational, creative, and perfect for inspiring their daily grind.
Student Life Warrior T-Shirts
Discover our range of T-shirts that celebrate the student spirit—fun, witty, and perfect for any academic adventure.