College and its economic cost
Student Life Warrior Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates the student warrior within. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs blend humor and motivation, making every sip a reminder of their strength and perseverance.
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."
Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul
"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"
"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"
'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."
Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.
"Ted doesn't test well."
"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
Examiners.
Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.
Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.
'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'
Studying and technology
'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"I need a gap year."
HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!
Graduating students asking for cash donations.
Ready for the curves life throws at you.
'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'
'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"
Final Exams Tip
"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"
'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.
"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."
"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."
'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'
Truth In Education
Student Life Warrior Mugs Collection
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