Life Warrior Mugs

'Welcome to another one of life's brick walls standing directly in your path! Please select from the following options...'

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Hot Pie Therapy

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Exercising

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Martial Arts

Burnout Syndrome...