Life Warrior T-Shirts

'Welcome to another one of life's brick walls standing directly in your path! Please select from the following options...'

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Exercising

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Martial Arts

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

The Perfect Cannonball