Willpower Warriors Pillows

Wait Honey. Can't we at least be friends?

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bench Press Accident

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Sisyphus during Covid