Willpower Warrior Pillows

Following through!

"How's the diet going?"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

Doctor timing a woman quitting smoking.

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Push away from the food, good...'

'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'

A fat man watches as a locksmith picks at large padlock chained around the refrigerator.

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"You've got no willpower."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"