Will Power Warrior Pillows

'I find dieting to be as easy as eating pie.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

37 years in the same position.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Exercise Class

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog