Will Power Warrior Gifts

'I find dieting to be as easy as eating pie.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

37 years in the same position.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Exercise Class

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.